Home Depot to Charge for Parking to Combat Inflation [April Fool’s]
In a surprising and unconventional response to rising inflation, The Home Depot has announced that it will begin charging customers […]
Depend Unveils OSHA-Approved Porta-Potty Defense for Jobsites
In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to create some movement in the construction industry, Depend has announced the launch of […]
RIDGID Releases Rotary Laser with CAT Mode
Activate Ridgid CAT mode to keep cats distracted and safe from jobsite hazards Ridgid Tools announced a playful twist on […]
Did Canada Just Ban All Pistol Grip Power Tools?
A Move by Parliament Might Actually Outlaw Most Handheld Power Tools in Canada In an unprecedented bit of legislative oversight, […]
Is Tesla Making a Robotic Lawn Mower?
Tesla CyberMow Robotic Lawn Mower Requires Almost No Setup or Supervision Some anonymous Redditors discovered documents this week revealing that […]
Ryobi Limited Edition HP Retro Series Tools
The Return of a Classic: Ryobi Limited Edition HP Retro Series Tools In a surprising move sure to stir excitement […]
Worx Announces InfiniStack Batteries – Stackable Battery Solution
Worx Unveils the Revolutionary InfiniStack Batteries: More Power, More Runtime, No Limits Worx recently announced the launch of its groundbreaking […]
OSHA and SpaceX Launch Jobsite Safety Satellite System
OSHA and SpaceX Launch Revolutionary Jobsite Safety Satellite, Catching Violations from Space 2024 marks the year the Occupational Safety and […]
Milwaukee Oppendriver Nuclear-Powered Drill
Milwaukee Tool Unleashes the “Oppendriver” – The World’s First Nuclear-Powered Drill In an industry-defining move, Milwaukee Tool today announced the […]
Teamsters Seek to Make Beer-Thirty a National Holiday
Teamsters Union Brews Up 100,000 Signatures to Make Beer-Thirty a National Holiday In a frothy blend of hops and hope, […]