APRIL FOOLS! Gotcha!
The Pro Tool Reviews Team.
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LAKELAND, FL – Pro Tool Reviews, the world’s largest publication dedicated to tool reviews for the construction industry, is once again leading the world by selling NFTs (non-fungible tools) for most major power tool manufacturers. “Having seen the effectiveness of NFTs in the world of art, gaming, and digital media, we decided to bring them […]
While other manufacturers dabble in wireless in-ear headphone technology that measures runtime in mere hours, the new DeWalt 20V Max ToughPods deliver 3 months of continuous runtime thanks to powerful 20V Max battery technology. “We just weren’t happy with half-day runtime we saw with most industry in-ear headphones. The batteries are way too small. We […]
Having exhausted everything on four wheels, Greenworks Tools has made the leap to pioneering the eCycle. The Greenworks eCycle is the world’s first commercial electric motorcycle that runs on power tool batteries. The Greenworks 60V Electric Motorcycle, or eCycle, boasts a top speed of 160 mph. It goes from 0-60 in just 2.8 seconds. Powered […]
Editor’s Note: This was an April Fools Joke. In an effort to reduce theft, The Home Depot plans to partner with Chick-Fil-A and convert 100% of all stores in the United States to drive-thru only sales by midnight April 1st, 2022. “We’ve been dealing with a wide range of organized theft in our stores and […]
Giving credit to a lazy but productive intern who rigged up a HART 20V drill to a manual strap, Hart Tools announced their latest tool, a cordless ratchet strap system that winds and unwinds without the usual wrapping and tugging. “I was just trying to figure out a way to more quickly secure boxes of […]
*This press release about Pro Tool Reviews Trademarks the Asterisk ® is copyrighted and embargoed until April 1st LAKELAND, FL – Citing years of frustration with wading through legal documents and manufacturer caveats on product specifications, Pro Tool Reviews took a proactive stance this week by officially trademarking the asterisk®. The registered trademark includes both […]